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They signed up for a lifetime at sea on an endless cruise. High gas prices intervened

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NPR World·1 Nov, 01:15 pm
They signed up for a lifetime at sea on an endless cruise. High gas prices intervened — United States
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The Straight Version

A cruise ship abandoned passengers in Cambodia after rising fuel costs forced an immediate suspension of operations.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine paying a fortune to live in a floating petri dish only to get dumped in Cambodia because the company forgot how to budget for gas. Absolute peak stupidity.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL MARITIME FAILURE / 10

Imagine paying a fortune to live in a floating petri dish only to get dumped in Cambodia because the company forgot how to budget for gas.

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Imagine paying a fortune to live in a floating petri dish only to get dumped in Cambodia because the company forgot how to budget for gas. COLOSSAL MARITIME FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/they-signed-up-for-a-lifetime-at-sea #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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