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Trump Media’s Shares Fall to Record Low After Midterms

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·4 Nov, 10:37 pm
Trump Media’s Shares Fall to Record Low After Midterms — United States
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Trump Media & Technology Group’s stock plunged 24 percent a day after Democrats made huge gains in the midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

"Trump Media’s Shares Fall to Record Low After Midterms" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Trump Media’s Shares Fall to Record Low After Midterms" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Trump Media’s Shares Fall to Record Low After Midterms" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/trump-medias-shares-fall-to-record-low-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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