The Straight Version
Donald Trump claimed he was kidding after publicly offering UFC boss Dana White a White House press secretary role.
The UNHINGED Take
The man treats the country like a backyard cage match and his own cabinet like a group chat joke. Absolute reality-star dementia on full display.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10
The man treats the country like a backyard cage match and his own cabinet like a group chat joke.
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The man treats the country like a backyard cage match and his own cabinet like a group chat joke. BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/trump-says-he-was-kidding-about-dana-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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