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Trump signs order to preserve Oval Office as national monument

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Reuters Top News·6 Nov, 09:19 am
Trump signs order to preserve Oval Office as national monument — United States
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The Straight Version

Trump signed an executive order to designate the Oval Office as a permanent national monument.

The UNHINGED Take

Preserving the crime scene before the gold paint even dries is peak narcissist delusion. He’s turning the nation’s highest office into a tacky museum dedicated entirely to his own fragile ego.

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The Bottom Line

NARCISSIST HALL OF FAME / 10

Preserving the crime scene before the gold paint even dries is peak narcissist delusion.

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Preserving the crime scene before the gold paint even dries is peak narcissist delusion. NARCISSIST HALL OF FAME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/trump-signs-order-to-preserve-oval-office-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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