The Straight Version
Two helicopters collided midair near McMinnville Municipal Airport in Oregon, crashing in a field and forcing highway closures as the FAA investigates.
The UNHINGED Take
"Two helicopters collide midair near Oregon airport with three people aboard, FAA confirms" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Two helicopters collide midair near Oregon airport with three people aboard, FAA confirms" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
"Two helicopters collide midair near Oregon airport with three people aboard, FAA confirms" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/two-helicopters-collide-midair-near-oregon-airport-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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