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Ukraine: Ceasefire holds for its first 30 hours in occupied Oleshky

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ United StatesยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 10:46 am
Ukraine: Ceasefire holds for its first 30 hours in occupied Oleshky โ€” United States
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The Straight Version

A local ceasefire is holding for five days in the Russian-occupied Ukrainian city of Oleshky.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a weekend timeout in a war zone actually matters while the rest of the country remains a glorified crater. It is like putting a band-aid on a decapitation.

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The Bottom Line

DELUSIONAL GARBAGE / 10

Imagine thinking a weekend timeout in a war zone actually matters while the rest of the country remains a glorified crater.

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Imagine thinking a weekend timeout in a war zone actually matters while the rest of the country remains a glorified crater. DELUSIONAL GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/ukraine-ceasefire-holds-for-its-first-30-hours #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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