The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed defeated Mike Rogers in the Michigan Senate race following a surge in young voter turnout.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams fiscal responsibility like students begging for debt relief while cheering for another career politician who thinks the economy is just a vibe check. Absolute masterclass in choosing your own doom.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Nothing screams fiscal responsibility like students begging for debt relief while cheering for another career politician who thinks the economy is just a vibe check.
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Nothing screams fiscal responsibility like students begging for debt relief while cheering for another career politician who thinks the economy is just a vibe check. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/university-of-michigan-students-rally-behind-abdul
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