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US midterms: 2 days to go – what polls say as Trump, El-Sayed hit the trail

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 08:47 am
US midterms: 2 days to go – what polls say as Trump, El-Sayed hit the trail — United States
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The Straight Version

Democrats lead national polls two days before the midterms as Trump and El-Sayed scramble for final support.

The UNHINGED Take

The country is choosing between a slow-motion corpse and a reality TV narcissist, all while the ship sinks to the sound of billionaire donor screams.

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COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10

The country is choosing between a slow-motion corpse and a reality TV narcissist, all while the ship sinks to the sound of billionaire donor screams.

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The country is choosing between a slow-motion corpse and a reality TV narcissist, all while the ship sinks to the sound of billionaire donor screams. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/us/us-midterms-2-days-to-go-what-polls #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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