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US offers $20 million reward for information on Iran's nuclear program

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Fox News·7 Nov, 02:03 am
US offers $20 million reward for information on Iran's nuclear program — United States
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The Straight Version

The State Department's Rewards for Justice program is offering up to $20 million for tips on Iran's nuclear program via Signal or Tor tip lines.

The UNHINGED Take

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FAILED / 10

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