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What Does the Cheesecake Factory’s Designer Think of Obama and Trump’s Jabs at His Décor?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: New York Times·28 Oct, 04:55 pm
What Does the Cheesecake Factory’s Designer Think of Obama and Trump’s Jabs at His Décor? — United States
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Long before its baroque décor and class identity became midterm talking points, this durable restaurant chain survived some withering critiques.

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