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Why are Detroit gas stations selling discounted fuel in Trump’s name?

🇺🇸 United States·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 03:31 am
Why are Detroit gas stations selling discounted fuel in Trump’s name? — United States
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The Straight Version

Trump‑branded gas stations slash gasoline prices in Detroit, pocketing every penny of the American public's pain.

The UNHINGED Take

Detroit's wallets bleed while Trump rigs ‘discount’ gas to line his pockets. Progress? Bless a self‑satisfied cash cow.

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The Bottom Line

HYPOCRITE PRICING /10

Detroit's wallets bleed while Trump rigs ‘discount’ gas to line his pockets.

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