The Straight Version
AI shares surge after trillions wiped from market as investors panicked over a slow‑AI Democrat win.
The UNHINGED Take
Democrats stall AI, so markets stab tech stock, gift AI firms a golden ticket to the panic‑parade. Wall Street's greedy cows lick the corpse of consortiums, selling futures like steak bargains.
The Bottom Line
SICKLY POSTURE / 10
Democrats stall AI, so markets stab tech stock, gift AI firms a golden ticket to the panic‑parade.
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Democrats stall AI, so markets stab tech stock, gift AI firms a golden ticket to the panic‑parade. SICKLY POSTURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/ai-stocks-climb-after-trillions-wiped-from-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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