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Armed men kill at least 33 in village in Ebola-hit eastern DRC

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:07 pm
Armed men kill at least 33 in village in Ebola-hit eastern DRC — World Wire
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The Straight Version

ADF militants killed at least 33 villagers in North Kivu, DRC, amid Ebola outbreak.

The UNHINGED Take

ADF, that ISIL puppet, turned a village into a gigolo of blood, trading human lives for dirty money like a sick clown. Ebola’s no excuse for this cash‑guzzling massacre.

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SICK ASS SHADOW / 10

ADF, that ISIL puppet, turned a village into a gigolo of blood, trading human lives for dirty money like a sick clown.

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ADF, that ISIL puppet, turned a village into a gigolo of blood, trading human lives for dirty money like a sick clown. SICK ASS SHADOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/armed-men-kill-at-least-33-in-village #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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