The Straight Version
Bayern Munich honored Harry Kane and welcomed Vincent Kompany back following his pitch-side medical collapse.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving Kane a guard of honour for winning a plastic trophy while your manager is literally dropping dead on the grass is peak Bavarian delusion. Absolute circus.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN FAILURE / 10
Giving Kane a guard of honour for winning a plastic trophy while your manager is literally dropping dead on the grass is peak Bavarian delusion.
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Giving Kane a guard of honour for winning a plastic trophy while your manager is literally dropping dead on the grass is peak Bavarian delusion. COLLECTIVE BRAIN FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/bayern-celebrate-kanes-ballon-dor-kompanys-discharge-with #NZEl
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