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Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 07:42 am
Binance users withdraw $3.6bn after largest-ever crypto hack — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Binance users pulled 3.6 billion dollars following a massive crypto hack linked to North Korean actors.

The UNHINGED Take

Giving your life savings to a digital casino run by North Korean hackers is a masterclass in financial Darwinism. Enjoy your worthless pixels while Kim Jong-un buys another ballistic missile.

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TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Giving your life savings to a digital casino run by North Korean hackers is a masterclass in financial Darwinism.

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