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California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:39 am
California governor commutes sentences of more than 500 people on death row — World Wire
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The Straight Version

California Gov. Newsom commutes more than 500 death‑row sentences for a grand mass pardon.

The UNHINGED Take

Newsom whips 500 lives free, proving the death‑row system is a joke; his empathy sacked for a selfie. The law collapses on its own injustice while he flexes like a political colossus.

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The Bottom Line

DEATHLY DELUSION / 10

Newsom whips 500 lives free, proving the death‑row system is a joke; his empathy sacked for a selfie.

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Newsom whips 500 lives free, proving the death‑row system is a joke; his empathy sacked for a selfie. DEATHLY DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/california-governor-commutes-sentences-of-more-than-500 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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