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CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 01:55 am
CDC reports more than 5,000 measles cases, highest number in 35 years — World Wire
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