The Straight Version
Costa Rica's president inaugurated a $35m mega-prison for 5,100 inmates.
The UNHINGED Take
She opens a 35M hole of hope, turning the land into a sorry jail for 5k idiots. Costa's next step? 'Prison chic'?

The Bottom Line
COSTA'S PRISON PRANK / 10
She opens a 35M hole of hope, turning the land into a sorry jail for 5k idiots.
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She opens a 35M hole of hope, turning the land into a sorry jail for 5k idiots. COSTA'S PRISON PRANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/costa-ricas-mega-prison-receives-first-inmates #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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