The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered UFC boss Dana White the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants a cage fighter to handle the press because actual discourse is too complex for his brain-dead administration. Imagine solving a diplomatic crisis with a spinning backfist.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10
Trump wants a cage fighter to handle the press because actual discourse is too complex for his brain-dead administration.
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Trump wants a cage fighter to handle the press because actual discourse is too complex for his brain-dead administration. BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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