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FBI says North Korea behind $6 billion Binance crypto theft

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·1 Nov, 07:33 am
FBI says North Korea behind $6 billion Binance crypto theft — World Wire
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The Straight Version

The FBI linked North Korea to a 6 billion dollar crypto theft from Binance via TraderTraitor hacking actors.

The UNHINGED Take

Kim Jong Un is literally using magical internet beans to fund his nuclear hobby while the entire crypto industry burns down in a pathetic, digitised dumpster fire.

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The Bottom Line

DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10

Kim Jong Un is literally using magical internet beans to fund his nuclear hobby while the entire crypto industry burns down in a pathetic, digitised dumpster fire.

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Kim Jong Un is literally using magical internet beans to fund his nuclear hobby while the entire crypto industry burns down in a pathetic, digitised dumpster fire. DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/fbi-says-north-korea-behind-6-billion-binance #NZEl

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