The Straight Version
The FBI linked North Korea to a 6 billion dollar crypto theft from Binance via TraderTraitor hacking actors.
The UNHINGED Take
Kim Jong Un is literally using magical internet beans to fund his nuclear hobby while the entire crypto industry burns down in a pathetic, digitised dumpster fire.

The Bottom Line
DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10
Kim Jong Un is literally using magical internet beans to fund his nuclear hobby while the entire crypto industry burns down in a pathetic, digitised dumpster fire.
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Kim Jong Un is literally using magical internet beans to fund his nuclear hobby while the entire crypto industry burns down in a pathetic, digitised dumpster fire. DIGITAL CAR CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/fbi-says-north-korea-behind-6-billion-binance #NZEl
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