The Straight Version
Hundreds of thousands march across France, testing Macron's policies ahead of the 2026 election.
The UNHINGED Take
Macron's 'euphoric' plan dissolves into a street circus; unions lunged with baguettes, proving his GDP dreams are as edible as stale croissants.
The Bottom Line
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Macron's 'euphoric' plan dissolves into a street circus; unions lunged with baguettes, proving his GDP dreams are as edible as stale croissants.
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