The Straight Version
115 sailors depart Saint-Malo for the Route du Rhum transatlantic race.
The UNHINGED Take
Nice, because nothing screams courage like a bunch of salt‑savvy slackers chasing a plastic cup across water. Meanwhile, their yachts are just boats with names you’d give your first human‑sized pet.
The Bottom Line
WHAT A BLAMBOOD / 10
Nice, because nothing screams courage like a bunch of salt‑savvy slackers chasing a plastic cup across water.
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Nice, because nothing screams courage like a bunch of salt‑savvy slackers chasing a plastic cup across water. WHAT A BLAMBOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/france-route-du-rhum-yacht-race-sets-off #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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