The Straight Version
Israel's Gadi Eisenkot is given a mandate to form a new government.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot now must juggle politics like a giggling clown with a six‑week deadline, hoping Arab parties won't throw a hissy fit. Netanyahu's fall is a circus, but who’s buying popcorn?
The Bottom Line
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Eisenkot now must juggle politics like a giggling clown with a six‑week deadline, hoping Arab parties won't throw a hissy fit.
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Eisenkot now must juggle politics like a giggling clown with a six‑week deadline, hoping Arab parties won't throw a hissy fit. SNIDE SURGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/gadi-eisenkot-receives-mandate-to-form-government #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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