The Straight Version
The Strait of Hormuz remains dangerous and costly for shipping, despite US claims that it is open.
The UNHINGED Take
"Hormuz shipping still faces major risks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Hormuz shipping still faces major risks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
"Hormuz shipping still faces major risks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/hormuz-shipping-still-faces-major-risks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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