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Hormuz shipping still faces major risks

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 07:30 am
Hormuz shipping still faces major risks — World Wire
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The Straight Version

The Strait of Hormuz remains dangerous and costly for shipping, despite US claims that it is open.

The UNHINGED Take

"Hormuz shipping still faces major risks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Hormuz shipping still faces major risks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Hormuz shipping still faces major risks" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/hormuz-shipping-still-faces-major-risks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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