The Straight Version
Jio raised 3.2 billion dollars in India's largest-ever stock market debut.
The UNHINGED Take
Ambani is just speed-running late-stage capitalism while the rest of the planet waits for the server to crash. Another billionaire sucking the marrow out of a country just to inflate his ego.
The Bottom Line
UNCONSCIONABLE WEALTH HOARDING / 10
Ambani is just speed-running late-stage capitalism while the rest of the planet waits for the server to crash.
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Ambani is just speed-running late-stage capitalism while the rest of the planet waits for the server to crash. UNCONSCIONABLE WEALTH HOARDING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/how-ambanis-jio-became-indias-second-largest-company #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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