The Straight Version
India celebrates Diwali with prayers, lights, and fireworks.
The UNHINGED Take
India’s dazzling Diwali displays suck, turning ghastly smog into charade, while hardworking citizens keep flinging coins into starbursts that cost more than the nation’s disaster relief budgets.

The Bottom Line
FAKE FILLER / 10
India’s dazzling Diwali displays suck, turning ghastly smog into charade, while hardworking citizens keep flinging coins into starbursts that cost more than the nation’s disaster relief budgets.
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India’s dazzling Diwali displays suck, turning ghastly smog into charade, while hardworking citizens keep flinging coins into starbursts that cost more than the nation’s disaster relief budgets. FAKE FILLER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/indias-night-lights-up-for
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