The Straight Version
Top diplomat says Iran and Qatar have reached a plan to reopen Hormuz in two days if the US meets Tehran's conditions.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at Iran war live speedrunning total brain death: "Iran war live: Araghchi says talks under way on 2-day plan to reopen Hormuz". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at Iran war live speedrunning total brain death: "Iran war live: Araghchi says talks under way on 2-day plan to reopen Hormuz".
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Look at Iran war live speedrunning total brain death: "Iran war live: Araghchi says talks under way on 2-day plan to reopen Hormuz". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/iran-war-live-araghchi-says-talks-under-way #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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