The Straight Version
Iran’s IRGC announces underground complexes keep missiles ticking amid bombardment.
The UNHINGED Take
Seven inch eyeballs on earth’s biggest scare game: mauled missiles creeping through rock, feeding a paranoid cult of underground greed. The only thing underground is their dignity—fossilised.
The Bottom Line
IRGC GUT MACHOS / 10
Seven inch eyeballs on earth’s biggest scare game: mauled missiles creeping through rock, feeding a paranoid cult of underground greed.
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Seven inch eyeballs on earth’s biggest scare game: mauled missiles creeping through rock, feeding a paranoid cult of underground greed. IRGC GUT MACHOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/irans-irgc-says-building-underground-sites-for-weapons #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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