The Straight Version
Benjamin Netanyahu is inching toward a parliamentary majority as final election results loom in Israel.
The UNHINGED Take
Bibi is clinging to power like a barnacle on a sinking ship, desperate to swap his courtroom battles for the prime minister’s chair. Another day, another delusional politician refusing to retire.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL POWER TRIP / 10
Bibi is clinging to power like a barnacle on a sinking ship, desperate to swap his courtroom battles for the prime minister’s chair.
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