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Israel political deadlock leaves Netanyahu’s future hanging in the balance

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 04:49 pm
Israel political deadlock leaves Netanyahu’s future hanging in the balance — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu's future teeters as Arab and ultra-Orthodox parties hold the key.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu's empire crumbles like a house of cards while the Arab and ultra-Orthodox parties hold the jury‑rigged ballot like a goddamn puppet master. Policymakers wrestle like drunken chickens for a pretzel of power.

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POLITICAL DEMOSIS ABSOLUTE / 10

Netanyahu's empire crumbles like a house of cards while the Arab and ultra-Orthodox parties hold the jury‑rigged ballot like a goddamn puppet master.

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Netanyahu's empire crumbles like a house of cards while the Arab and ultra-Orthodox parties hold the jury‑rigged ballot like a goddamn puppet master. POLITICAL DEMOSIS ABSOLUTE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/israel-political-deadlock-leaves-netanyahus-future-hangi

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