The Straight Version
Four very different films arrive in French cinemas this week, and arts24 critic Emma Jones has seen them all. Martin McDonagh's "Wild Horse Nine" reunites him with an A-list cast. John Malkovich, who won the Volpi Cup for Best Actor at Venice, plays a dying CIA agent in 1973 Chile, alongside Sam Rockwell. Emma calls it her favourite McDonagh film since "In Bruges" and a must see.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell head to Chile in new political CIA thriller: "John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell head to Chile in new political CIA thriller". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell head to Chile in new political CIA thriller: "John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell head to Chile in new political CIA thriller".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell head to Chile in new political CIA thriller: "John Malkovich and Sam Rockwell head to Chile in new political CIA thriller". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/john-malkov
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