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Jordanian officer killed in stabbing attack in Amman

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 05:08 pm
Jordanian officer killed in stabbing attack in Amman — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Jordanian security officer stabbed dead near Sri Lankan embassy in Amman.

The UNHINGED Take

A rough‑jawed fiend slashed a Jordanian officer in Amman, turning the Sri Lankan enclave into a bloody window show. Watch the chaos spill while diplomatic cards shuffle.

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The Bottom Line

STABBING STUPIDITY / 10

A rough‑jawed fiend slashed a Jordanian officer in Amman, turning the Sri Lankan enclave into a bloody window show.

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A rough‑jawed fiend slashed a Jordanian officer in Amman, turning the Sri Lankan enclave into a bloody window show. STABBING STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/jordanian-officer-killed-in-stabbing-attack-in-amman #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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