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🔴 Live: Interior ministry says 600,000 protest across France as unions claim 'close to 1.6 million'

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 05:05 pm
🔴 Live: Interior ministry says 600,000 protest across France as unions claim 'close to 1.6 million' — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Interior ministry reports 600,000 demonstrators, unions claim 1.6 million across France.

The UNHINGED Take

600k march, but the only thing moving is their ego’s inflationary debt. They can’t buy peace, but they’re selling it at the cinema.

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The Bottom Line

GDP INFLATION / 10

600k march, but the only thing moving is their ego’s inflationary debt.

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600k march, but the only thing moving is their ego’s inflationary debt. GDP INFLATION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/live-interior-ministry-says-600-000-protest-across #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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