The Straight Version
Lopez nets a brace as Barcelona overturns a 1-0 deficit to beat Atletico Madrid 2-1.
The UNHINGED Take
Lopez's brace proves Barcelona's magic only works when the opposition's ghosts lose their teeth. Atletico slinks to ceiling, trust still alive? Spoiler: all sinuses, no proof.

The Bottom Line
TEAM OF TERROR / 10
Lopez's brace proves Barcelona's magic only works when the opposition's ghosts lose their teeth.
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