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Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 07:33 am
Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Satellite imagery reveals new construction and excavation activity occurring near Iranian missile bases as of November.

The UNHINGED Take

Tehran is busy playing architect while the rest of the world waits for the inevitable fireworks. Nothing screams diplomatic stability like digging new graves for your own tax dollars.

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NUCLEAR DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Tehran is busy playing architect while the rest of the world waits for the inevitable fireworks.

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Tehran is busy playing architect while the rest of the world waits for the inevitable fireworks. NUCLEAR DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/major-construction-ongoing-near-iran-missile-bases-satellite #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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