The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers are competing for a Michigan Senate seat amidst massive campaign spending.
The UNHINGED Take
Another pair of suited muppets burning mountains of cash to convince Michigan they actually care about anything besides their own careers. It is just corporate donor musical chairs for the terminally delusional.
The Bottom Line
SOUL CRUSHING BOREDOM / 10
Another pair of suited muppets burning mountains of cash to convince Michigan they actually care about anything besides their own careers.
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Another pair of suited muppets burning mountains of cash to convince Michigan they actually care about anything besides their own careers. SOUL CRUSHING BOREDOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/michigan-race-all-you-need-to-know-about #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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