The Straight Version
With New Hampshire and Georgia staying in Democratic hands, Republicans now look to Michigan for a pickup, where Democrat Abdul El-Sayed is competing with Republican Mike Rogers. France 24's Jessica Le Masurier reports from a Democratic watch party in Detroit.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at Midterms speedrunning total brain death: "Midterms: Abdul El-Sayed, Mike Rogers face off for Michigan Senate seat". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at Midterms speedrunning total brain death: "Midterms: Abdul El-Sayed, Mike Rogers face off for Michigan Senate seat".
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Look at Midterms speedrunning total brain death: "Midterms: Abdul El-Sayed, Mike Rogers face off for Michigan Senate seat". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/midterms-abdul-el-sayed-mike-rogers-face-off #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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