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Musk-backed candidates lose midterms despite financial backing

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 09:06 pm
Musk-backed candidates lose midterms despite financial backing — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Elon Musk's $440M donation to Republicans botched as midterms tilted to Democrats, blasting his stocks.

The UNHINGED Take

Musk tossed $440M into a private jet of GOP hopes only to watch his rockets crash because politicians are more about clawing money than launching stars. Tesla, SpaceX now nickel‑tuckeyed on the sidelines.

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The Bottom Line

MONEY CENTRAL PAINFALL / 10

Musk tossed $440M into a private jet of GOP hopes only to watch his rockets crash because politicians are more about clawing money than launching stars.

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