The Straight Version
Elon Musk's $440M donation to Republicans botched as midterms tilted to Democrats, blasting his stocks.
The UNHINGED Take
Musk tossed $440M into a private jet of GOP hopes only to watch his rockets crash because politicians are more about clawing money than launching stars. Tesla, SpaceX now nickel‑tuckeyed on the sidelines.

The Bottom Line
MONEY CENTRAL PAINFALL / 10
Musk tossed $440M into a private jet of GOP hopes only to watch his rockets crash because politicians are more about clawing money than launching stars.
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Musk tossed $440M into a private jet of GOP hopes only to watch his rockets crash because politicians are more about clawing money than launching stars. MONEY CENTRAL PAINFALL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/musk-backed-candidates-lose-midterms-despite-financial-ba
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