The Straight Version
Cameron Boozer notched a triple-double as the Grizzlies stayed perfect, while the Pelicans finally beat the Kings.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a Kings fan and watching your team trip over their own shoelaces to hand the Pelicans a charity win. NBA mediocrity is truly the peak of modern entertainment.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE HOOP TRASH / 10
Imagine being a Kings fan and watching your team trip over their own shoelaces to hand the Pelicans a charity win.
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Imagine being a Kings fan and watching your team trip over their own shoelaces to hand the Pelicans a charity win. ABSOLUTE HOOP TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/nba-cameron-boozer-tallies-first-triple-double-grizzlies #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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