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Neville says managers need sacking ‘for own good’ as Man Utd retain Carrick

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 01:53 pm
Neville says managers need sacking ‘for own good’ as Man Utd retain Carrick — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Gary Neville demanded the Glazer family sell Manchester United to solve the club's ongoing management disaster.

The UNHINGED Take

Neville is just a posh pundit shouting at clouds while the Glazers count their blood money. The club is a rotting corpse and he’s trying to perform CPR with a microphone.

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Neville is just a posh pundit shouting at clouds while the Glazers count their blood money.

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Neville is just a posh pundit shouting at clouds while the Glazers count their blood money. TOTAL FOOTBALL CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/neville-says-managers-need-sacking-for-own-good #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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