The Straight Version
Neymar received a two-game suspension for covering his mouth during a post-red card argument against Bahia.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being a millionaire superstar and getting a timeout like a toddler just because you forgot how to use your hands for anything other than grabbing Saudi cash.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT PERSONIFIED / 10
Imagine being a millionaire superstar and getting a timeout like a toddler just because you forgot how to use your hands for anything other than grabbing Saudi cash.
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Imagine being a millionaire superstar and getting a timeout like a toddler just because you forgot how to use your hands for anything other than grabbing Saudi cash. BRAIN ROT PERSONIFIED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/neymar-handed-two-game-santos-suspension-for-
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