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Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 08:36 am
Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Brent crude prices remain elevated sixty percent above pre-war levels despite global oil supply rebounding.

The UNHINGED Take

Oil giants are busy printing cash while the supply chain mends itself, proving once again that your wallet is just a glorified sacrifice to the corporate gods of greed.

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Oil giants are busy printing cash while the supply chain mends itself, proving once again that your wallet is just a glorified sacrifice to the corporate gods of greed.

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