The Straight Version
The unnamed individual will be the first foreign national to visit China's space station as part of Shenzhou-24 mission.
The UNHINGED Take
"Pakistani astronaut to join China’s next space station mission" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Pakistani astronaut to join China’s next space station mission" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Pakistani astronaut to join China’s next space station mission" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/pakistani-astronaut-to-join-chinas-next-space-station #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥