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Pope begins lengthy trip to Latin America weeks after lung cancer surgery

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:02 am
Pope begins lengthy trip to Latin America weeks after lung cancer surgery — World Wire
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Pope Leo X visits Uruguay, Argentina, and Peru after lung cancer surgery.

The UNHINGED Take

The Pope, lungs trimmed, still preening in Uruguay, Argentina, Peru, puffing on incense while pilgrims whisper hush‑hurrahs for his next miracle of hollow charity.

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The Pope, lungs trimmed, still preening in Uruguay, Argentina, Peru, puffing on incense while pilgrims whisper hush‑hurrahs for his next miracle of hollow charity.

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