The Straight Version
Pope Francis arrived in Uruguay for a three-nation Latin American tour while recovering from recent lung surgery.
The UNHINGED Take
The pontiff is dragging his decaying carcass across the ocean to lecture the most secular nation on earth. Nothing screams irrelevant like a Vatican relic trying to fix a continent that moved on decades ago.
The Bottom Line
DEAD ON ARRIVAL / 10
The pontiff is dragging his decaying carcass across the ocean to lecture the most secular nation on earth.
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