The Straight Version
Russell Brand was sentenced to ten and a half years in prison for rape and sexual assault convictions.
The UNHINGED Take
Turns out the messianic spiritual guru was just a garden-variety predator in skinny jeans. Enjoy the state-mandated silence and cheap porridge, you insufferable, pompous hack.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10
Turns out the messianic spiritual guru was just a garden-variety predator in skinny jeans.
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Turns out the messianic spiritual guru was just a garden-variety predator in skinny jeans. ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/russell-brand-sentenced-to-10-years-6-months #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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