The Straight Version
Russia fired a missile, hit Kyiv, wounded two residents.
The UNHINGED Take
Moscow’s rockets are a joke, hurling civilian injuries like confetti; Kyiv’s walls are the only firewall Ukraine actually has.
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The Bottom Line
MISSILE MORONIC /10
Moscow’s rockets are a joke, hurling civilian injuries like confetti; Kyiv’s walls are the only firewall Ukraine actually has.
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Moscow’s rockets are a joke, hurling civilian injuries like confetti; Kyiv’s walls are the only firewall Ukraine actually has. MISSILE MORONIC /10 https://unhingednews.com/world/russia-launches-missile-attack-on-kyiv-injuring-residents #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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