The Straight Version
Ukraine launched over 1,000 drones in a massive overnight strike targeting Russian oil refineries and regional infrastructure.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching a thousand lawnmowers with grenades turn billion-dollar infrastructure into a giant fireball is the kind of chaotic efficiency the world desperately needs. Russia's air defense is officially just a suggestion.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10
Watching a thousand lawnmowers with grenades turn billion-dollar infrastructure into a giant fireball is the kind of chaotic efficiency the world desperately needs.
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Watching a thousand lawnmowers with grenades turn billion-dollar infrastructure into a giant fireball is the kind of chaotic efficiency the world desperately needs. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/russian-oil-refinery-struck-as-ukraine-renews-drone
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