The Straight Version
Scientists are scrambling to restore Venice's salt marshes to fight climate change and erosion.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a patch of swamp mud can stop the ocean from swallowing a sinking tourist trap built on rotting wooden poles. Venice is just a glorified water feature waiting to drown.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL WATERLOGGED COPIUM / 10
Imagine thinking a patch of swamp mud can stop the ocean from swallowing a sinking tourist trap built on rotting wooden poles.
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Imagine thinking a patch of swamp mud can stop the ocean from swallowing a sinking tourist trap built on rotting wooden poles. DELUSIONAL WATERLOGGED COPIUM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/saving-the-venetian-lagoon-a-natural-buffer-against #NZElection2026 #Unhinge
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