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Shops looted as German cost of living protests turn violent

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 07:36 am
Shops looted as German cost of living protests turn violent — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Protests over living costs turned into looting sprees across major German cities and France.

The UNHINGED Take

Europe is officially speedrunning societal collapse while the elites watch their bank accounts burn from the VIP balcony. Nothing says economic reform like stealing flat-screen TVs during a cost-of-living crisis.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE SOCIETAL MELTDOWN / 10

Europe is officially speedrunning societal collapse while the elites watch their bank accounts burn from the VIP balcony.

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